Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith…
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams…
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have [...]
cut with cutter
A sweet poem for you.
Eat with butter,
Cut with cutter,
When you forget me,
You will definitely,
Fall in gutter.
,,,,
/(‘,’)/
Dharaaaam…
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OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
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I LOV THREE THINGS
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.
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.
PEPSI TO DRINK
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AND U
.
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Just Think About Me
Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.